I had a box barely the size of a pint, you asked me to leave, I politely said I would, then you kept screaming and screaming at me how I was "stealing" as I walked away.
you didn't plant this, it's at least 250 feet long, there's hundreds of pounds of berries here, and you're not gonna pick them you desiccated rich-ass piece of shit, fuck you. your sToLeN blackberries are going taste great on my vanilla ice cream.
Fucking christ, who makes that big of a fuss over wild blackberries? Those things are fucking weeds. They're everywhere. If you want some so badly you grouchy old shit just go 10 feet the other way there are so fucking many, calm down