Fuck - Charlie Kirk, let's face it sex with all these guys is gonna be unpleasant. Kirk is either a virgin so it will be over quick or has a weird kink so there might be some novelty there.
Marry - Tim Pool, Pool is super dense, a dullard even by reactionary standards, seeing someone who you actually care about behind his back would be sooo easy.
Kill - Vaush, mostly so that folks finally shut up about him, but also because he reminds me of someone I knew in sixth form who played the guitar and was too into anime.
So what if we were playing Fuck, Marry, Kill?
Edit: I'm still having a hard time deciding. Why did I pose this question?
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Okay, I think I've got it.
Fuck Tim Pool
Marry Charlie Kirk
Kill Vaush
Fuck Vaush (prob the best of the three at sex)
Marry Charlie Kirk (submissive and breedable)
Kill Tim Pool (ugly)
After a brief moment of thought:
Fuck - Charlie Kirk, let's face it sex with all these guys is gonna be unpleasant. Kirk is either a virgin so it will be over quick or has a weird kink so there might be some novelty there.
Marry - Tim Pool, Pool is super dense, a dullard even by reactionary standards, seeing someone who you actually care about behind his back would be sooo easy.
Kill - Vaush, mostly so that folks finally shut up about him, but also because he reminds me of someone I knew in sixth form who played the guitar and was too into anime.