With this blade I will become unstoppable. Once I cleaned the bloody fingerprints off it, it's good as new.
Its a trap, once you unsheathe it you must shed blood to sheathe it again
How much blood though? Seems like you could get around this pretty easy by just giving yourself a little paper cut.
Using this to make supper and then I'm gunna' open some unpaid bill envelopes with it afterwards.
If you wake up wearing a black leather duster and matrix sunglasses it might be possessed by the ghost of a mall ninja.
Did you find it on the street in an amazon box in front of my house? Because that's my christmas present to my mom
Watch out, it might contain the soul of an evil ninja ghost and you'll find yourself beating up guys after jazzercise class and dating a cop like in the documentary Ninja III: The Domination
I once found a brand new tracksuit on the street. Well, it had a human inside, but still.
