• UglySpaghettiHoe [he/him]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    Thesis: $1.39 McDouble

    Antithesis: $105 heavy intercessors

    Synthesis: $53.20 McHeavy Double Intercessors

    You can trade their bolt rifles out for a hellstorm heavy bolter or a side of fries with your choice of dip

    • want_tobegood [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      True Synthesis: Happy meals are now $107 and you get some cheap not-even-plastic crap for a game

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    What the fuck is an intecessor? Some kind of weird Dark Angel cult? And do my 2nd ed Necrons still glance all vehicles on a 6 as god intended?

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Ok, so Arigato Roboto Guillotine came back and this sexy Eldar princess made everyone physic and now tanks float.........

      • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Also there are COD MW2 style tacticool space marines because embracing the fascism is more profitable than satirizing it.

        • CyborgMarx [any, any]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          While there's less pew-pew satire, we are getting more corporate satire as of late

          This is because the leaders of the Twisted Helix are the ruling corporate nobility of Vejovium III, a world wholly dedicated to the production of pharmaceuticals and biomedical products used across its sector and by the wider Imperium. Incidentally, this commercial reach has allowed the Twisted Helix to spread the Genestealer's Curse to an unknown number of other planets in the Emperor's domain.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Oh dear. Still at least I still have my Squat army. How are they doing?

        • CyborgMarx [any, any]
          hexagon
          ·
          3 years ago

          They're back :cool-dad:

          During the Psychic Awakening, an Imperial ship seemingly encountered Squats, much to their shock. The vessel was caught in a Squat gravitational weapon near the world of 47-Grendel near the Galactic Core

          Felinids even got some new lore

  • Runcible [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I mean obviously the minis are wildly overpriced, but the comparison is a weird choice to me. It is good that food is cheap because people need food much more than they need minis.