You there. I'm talking to you. Put your Huawei tablet down this instant and listen to me.

I'm seeing a serious issue of Hexbear members not finishing their vegetables. Don't you care about getting enough vitamins and minerals.

You think I didn't notice that you didn't finish your kale? Like I didn't see you hide your broccoli under your grilled tofu? Do I think I was born during the red scare and unable to do elementary material analysis of the situation?? Don't struggle session with me.

Children in capitalist countries would literally kill for your meal. We see them all the time on RT. You wanna be like those kids, with school shooting and reactionary PTA meetings? Back when we were kids, we actually had to physically go to school. It must be nice to not have to take the bus.

Your mom and dad worked hard for your meal. Your mom had to put in overtime at the memes factory, and this is what we get when we get home? Your poor dad was busy upvoting pro-China content all day on stormfront. I wish we had time to browse FetLife all day, like some people around here.

Hey, get back here. Hey. No Genshin Impact for you tonight, mister.