VeganVelveeta [she/her] to news • edit-23 years agolol lmao the yankees left behind a hoard of weapons for the Taliban when they ran awayimagemessage-square89 fedilinkarrow-up1160file-text
arrow-up1160imagelol lmao the yankees left behind a hoard of weapons for the Taliban when they ran awayVeganVelveeta [she/her] to news • edit-23 years agomessage-square89 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVeganVelveeta [she/her]hexagonhexbear39·3 years agoA chud in my apartment complex spent all his family’s stimmy money on guns. He hasn’t paid rent since the pandemic started. Based unless he murders me. link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear35·edit-23 years agoif his front door faces your apartment, get some iron plates. it's bad form to die to a bullet that has already been through a sheriff's deputy link
minus-squareSwoosegoose [he/him]hexbear27·3 years agoEven if you survive who knows what diseases are in the pig blood, you could catch the hotdog neck link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear21·3 years ago"doc, I've been feeling really weird... I keep craving doughnuts and wanting to beat up minorities" link
minus-squaregrant87231 [none/use name]hexbear8·3 years agoAlso if you notice him getting in an argument get away from the door link
minus-squareMindfury [he/him]hexbear5·3 years agosurely there's some sort of small red book that would convince him to turn those weapons on his landlord link
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A chud in my apartment complex spent all his family’s stimmy money on guns. He hasn’t paid rent since the pandemic started. Based unless he murders me.
if his front door faces your apartment, get some iron plates. it's bad form to die to a bullet that has already been through a sheriff's deputy
Even if you survive who knows what diseases are in the pig blood, you could catch the hotdog neck
"doc, I've been feeling really weird... I keep craving doughnuts and wanting to beat up minorities"
Also if you notice him getting in an argument get away from the door
surely there's some sort of small red book that would convince him to turn those weapons on his landlord