• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    sour cream and cheddar. aside from the taste, which is nothing short of electric....

    i like having my shirt, mouth, and hands coated in fluorescent orange dust while i laboriously exhale reconstituted dairy breath.

    it lets the ladies forecast how upsetting it will be to engage with me, sexually.