• mittens [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Attention all American taxpayers. Democracy is in great danger and it needs YOUR help to wipe out all the anti-democratic forces of the Taliban. To do this, the Mujahideen need a couple FGM-148 Javelin anti-tank missile launchers and some M4A1 NATO-issued assault rifles. To help them all we need is an endowment, a couple of budget adjustments, and your taxes to be covered as promptly as possible, but you gotta be quick or the Taliban just might win this one.