I wonder what percent of dog food is eaten by people compared to cat food...the most common pet food eaten by humans is probably something dumb like horse food (petit bourgeois voice: "oats are disgusting, imagine eating animal feed like a slave. I will never eat oats like (((they))) want me to!!!")
The bugs are creeping in. I can feel them on my skin at night. I dream of eating bugs, but it's not out of hunger. It's them or me. IT'S THEM OR ME.