Dude secretly gave me 80. I was wondering how why he took the fuck off so fast. Dude, if you don't have the 20 bucks just tell me, I would have still given it to you. I always am understanding about shit like that.
It was just bizarre how quickly he took the the fuck off out of the quick trip parking lot.
Fuck it, I'll use my alt for this one.
Back when I was younger, poorer, and way better looking, I saw something on casual encounters. A guy was offering $100 to paddle a guy's bare ass.
Got to his place. He only offered $50. Maybe because I didn't shave? Anyhow, it lasted under a minute and was so worth it.
I will def accept $50 for a butt paddling again.
I am disgusted, disgusted that we don't have a Jasper "that's a paddlin" emote for me to respond with