Dude secretly gave me 80. I was wondering how why he took the fuck off so fast. Dude, if you don't have the 20 bucks just tell me, I would have still given it to you. I always am understanding about shit like that.

It was just bizarre how quickly he took the the fuck off out of the quick trip parking lot.

    • TheFuckYouOnAbout [hy/hym]
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      3 years ago

      When I buy on craigslist/facebook/etc, I negotiate price before meeting, show up exactly on time, pay and take the item, and leave as quick as I can without seeming suspicious. Always have an excuse ready for why I'm fucking off so quick (gotta get back to work, need to meet someone else I'm buying something from, etc etc).

      This way I don't have to deal with that bs lol

  • Taliban [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Fuck it, I'll use my alt for this one.

    Back when I was younger, poorer, and way better looking, I saw something on casual encounters. A guy was offering $100 to paddle a guy's bare ass.

    Got to his place. He only offered $50. Maybe because I didn't shave? Anyhow, it lasted under a minute and was so worth it.

    I will def accept $50 for a butt paddling again.

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    No so much "weird" as annoying, but, post an add, get a response, person wants to haggle, give in and drop price, they show up with less cash than agreed on.

    I honestly wonder what would happen if they came out to pick things up I met them with a rifle on my back or pistol on my hip, would they suddenly find the extra 50 or 100 bucks they were short in their floor board?

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    i bought my house on craiglist lol. guess it's the only way millenials can get housing these days