“Hello sir welcome to Wendy’s, can I take you’re order.”
“The PMC podcaster class has denied me by bugloaf, forcing me to consume this Walmart socialist decedent ‘food’.”
“Uh… okay, we have a special on double bacon cheese bur…”
“Woke: degrowth forcing wearer DSA Karen’s to eat cockroaches like they deserve. Broke: eating Wendy’s.”
“Sir if you’re not going to order anything I’m going to have to ask you to get out of line so the people behind you.”
“Picture of Jeffery Epstein.”
“Look dude eat bugs if you want, we’re going to the new burrito place.”
“Blue haired Karen’s would rather eat dog food wrapped in tortillas than embrace de-growth.”
“Why do you always bring up Megan’s hair color? I think the blue looks great.”
“Picture of Amber Frost”
“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN?!?!”
Amber.
Who the fuck is Amber!? Talk normal!
Amber.
:amber-snacking:
Amber.