“Hello sir welcome to Wendy’s, can I take you’re order.”
“The PMC podcaster class has denied me by bugloaf, forcing me to consume this Walmart socialist decedent ‘food’.”
“Uh… okay, we have a special on double bacon cheese bur…”
“Woke: degrowth forcing wearer DSA Karen’s to eat cockroaches like they deserve. Broke: eating Wendy’s.”
“Sir if you’re not going to order anything I’m going to have to ask you to get out of line so the people behind you.”
“Picture of Jeffery Epstein.”
BMF is an escaped consciousness from the chapo sub simulator driven to rampant bugmeat love by the the destruction of its progenitor. Much like Hexbear itself he is the dry child left in the rain to grow moist :elmofire:
BMF's friends: Hey do you want to grab lunch later?
BMF: Pseudo-Woke DSA radlib Karen's soyfacing over Walmart chicken tenders is a sign of the podcasting class...
BMF friends; sigh they're doing it again.
“Look dude eat bugs if you want, we’re going to the new burrito place.”
“Blue haired Karen’s would rather eat dog food wrapped in tortillas than embrace de-growth.”
“Why do you always bring up Megan’s hair color? I think the blue looks great.”
“Picture of Amber Frost”
“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING MEAN?!?!”
Probably something more like this
trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (PMC white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my DSA Karen pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
They’re making me walk to the pizza place and use cash. I wish I had never gotten tricked into Communism by these soyfacing PMC crackers.
[WENDY'S MANAGER enters from stage left]
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to l--"
[Pointing] "Glowie."
Every time I leave this website for ten consecutive minutes when I get back y'all are on some new :jesse-wtf: shit.
Never change.
