“Hello sir welcome to Wendy’s, can I take you’re order.”

“The PMC podcaster class has denied me by bugloaf, forcing me to consume this Walmart socialist decedent ‘food’.”

“Uh… okay, we have a special on double bacon cheese bur…”

“Woke: degrowth forcing wearer DSA Karen’s to eat cockroaches like they deserve. Broke: eating Wendy’s.”

“Sir if you’re not going to order anything I’m going to have to ask you to get out of line so the people behind you.”

“Picture of Jeffery Epstein.”