They seem to be of the opinion that since I don’t have little clones of myself running around that my free time is inherently less valuable.
No Sam, I’m not working two doubles so you can make it to little Timmys fucking music recitals. Bringing that little shit into the world was your fucking choice you dumbass!
Sorry, needed to vent.
Well yeah, and all that masturbating is why I don't have anklebiters, so I gotta keep it up or else I'll have to do the parenting responsibilities. It's a lot of pressure