https://twitter.com/TexasMonthly/status/1432054220195237901?s=19
Can't wait for the power to turn off because there's a full moon in view of my Tesla AutoPower contraption
https://twitter.com/TexasMonthly/status/1432054220195237901?s=19
Can't wait for the power to turn off because there's a full moon in view of my Tesla AutoPower contraption
Anything to not actually deliver cars.
Tesla wants to sell electricity in a state where they're technically not even allowed to sell cars lmao great plan
Just keep the stock price high. Just keep announcing new shit every few months. It can never go bust. Looking forward to Tesla restaurants and Tesla clothing next year.
:ralph wiggum: I’m innovating
Introducing the Tesla Chicken Sandwich!
[stupid fake Elon accent] "we fry it with a Tesla Coil!"