Boise and the rest of the treasure valley has been a bastion of white flight for nearly the last decade, people with hotdog necks and botox filled faces move here from Orange County with their 8 identical children named some variation of -adly or emily.
As soon as they enter the state they immediately buy a ugly ass cookie cutter home in Meriden and buy either a 50k truck or suburban based on who’s more dominant in the relationship. They spend most of their time either killing the environment burning gas in a traffic jam heading towards caldwell and meridian or in a Chick-fil-A drive through.
Fun activities for these invasive species includes screaming at servers at Boise area restaurants, pretending to be in a militia by buying a Glock and open carrying it, and most recently invading school board meetings to become their true sense of ID, a complete and total asshole.
I like Idaho and Boise, but we’ve become Mecca for the worlds shittiest white families who think California is some pink gulag for Liberty loving patriots who just want to wave the American flag and share Pinterest ideas about how to make thermonuclear gender reveal bombs to blow up in your local national park. At this rate I may have to move despite my roots here, southern Washington or Oregon might have to be home for in a couple of years.
Wow I wasn't counting on escaping to Boise but now it's really off the list
Boise and the rest of the treasure valley has been a bastion of white flight for nearly the last decade, people with hotdog necks and botox filled faces move here from Orange County with their 8 identical children named some variation of -adly or emily.
As soon as they enter the state they immediately buy a ugly ass cookie cutter home in Meriden and buy either a 50k truck or suburban based on who’s more dominant in the relationship. They spend most of their time either killing the environment burning gas in a traffic jam heading towards caldwell and meridian or in a Chick-fil-A drive through.
Fun activities for these invasive species includes screaming at servers at Boise area restaurants, pretending to be in a militia by buying a Glock and open carrying it, and most recently invading school board meetings to become their true sense of ID, a complete and total asshole.
I like Idaho and Boise, but we’ve become Mecca for the worlds shittiest white families who think California is some pink gulag for Liberty loving patriots who just want to wave the American flag and share Pinterest ideas about how to make thermonuclear gender reveal bombs to blow up in your local national park. At this rate I may have to move despite my roots here, southern Washington or Oregon might have to be home for in a couple of years.
-7DeadlyFetishes
What the fuck is up with all the shoes on fenceposts?
white people things
-7DeadlyFetishes