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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Good day sir or mam,

    I am writing you from country of Nigeria. My name is Prince Happybadger and I am rightful heir to the throne. Due to corruption I need to get $200.000.000 million dollars out of Nigeria to a bank in your country. For your services I will not beat you to death with a hose. Please replying with haste.

    Respectfully yours,

    Prince Happybadger, rightful heir to Nigeria