hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 years agoI would simply buy a coffee machineimagemessage-square57 fedilinkarrow-up176file-text
arrow-up176imageI would simply buy a coffee machinehexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 years agomessage-square57 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear24·3 years agoinsufficient caffeine supply leads to revolution so they keep that shit on lock link
minus-squareImSoOCD [they/them]hexbear28·3 years agoLegit Americans might start giving a shit about climate change once the coffee stops hitting the shelves link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexagonhexbear26·3 years agoSmashing the door to my local Starbucks with an axe and shouting "Tommy Needy Drinky". link
minus-squareDragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]hexbear8·edit-23 years agoClimate collapse leading to coffee supply disruption would just lead to ecofascists death squads enslaving coffee producing regions link
minus-squareMarxGuns [comrade/them]hexbear1·3 years agoYou'll see the south turn into Yaupon plantations real quick, I think. link
insufficient caffeine supply leads to revolution so they keep that shit on lock
Legit Americans might start giving a shit about climate change once the coffee stops hitting the shelves
Smashing the door to my local Starbucks with an axe and shouting "Tommy Needy Drinky".
Climate collapse leading to coffee supply disruption would just lead to ecofascists death squads enslaving coffee producing regions
You'll see the south turn into Yaupon plantations real quick, I think.