This is from last year, but it's a quality post regardless.

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I think a lot of Americans consider romani people to be a fictional people like elves or something.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    why yes I love to pay a 500% markup instead of just buying an appliance that will pay for itself in about three weeks

    • Woly [any]
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      3 years ago

      You could also get a plastic cone for $5 and some filter papers for about 5¢ each, which would pay itself off after three cups of coffee.

    • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      And last surprisingly long given how much money you save and how prone things are to breaking in a matter of months

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        insufficient caffeine supply leads to revolution so they keep that shit on lock

        • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          Legit Americans might start giving a shit about climate change once the coffee stops hitting the shelves

          • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
            hexagon
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            3 years ago

            Smashing the door to my local Starbucks with an axe and shouting "Tommy Needy Drinky".

          • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
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            3 years ago

            Climate collapse leading to coffee supply disruption would just lead to ecofascists death squads enslaving coffee producing regions

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I got a hand me down $700 new espresso machine that stopped heating up, fixed it with a jumper (the power circuit got fried during a storm) and it worked perfectly for 10 more years.

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I wish I knew how to make basic repairs on electrical stuff. I can put up a lamp and that's about it. How do you learn more?

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            When it comes to digital stuff? Good luck. When I comes to regular dumb electronics, just check for burns and busted capacitors. 90% of the time that'll be your problem

            • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              Everything around the digital stuff is the same, troubleshooting wise. Does the power go where it needs to? Is it changed how it needs to be (stepped up or down, etc)? For digital stuff... yeah, code is usually locked down so you can't just buy a chip and flash it and replace it. Though, I've considered doing the old school hacker thing and adding in my own MCU setup dead-bug style before...

              • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                3 years ago

                I meant low voltage boards with smd components lol, replacing stuff on those is really hard

                • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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                  3 years ago

                  Yeah, at some point, you need an electronics microscope a la EEVBlog, and a really fine tipped iron (fine tipped everything really). I've ton a bit of bodge wiring on SMD boards though for prototyping. My fanciest work was hooking up a WiFi module with equal length wires since it was fast, parallel lane SPI (SD something, can't remember what that protocol is called. EDIT: maybe it's just called "SD SPI", according to reading on wikipedia). The wires were stiff enough to hold the module up in the air though.

          • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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            3 years ago

            YouTube can get you pretty far for basic electrical know how and repairs, I think.

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
        hexagon
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        The most problematic ones are cheap espresso machines, just because they need more cleaning/maintenance, and even those last for a while.

  • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    My man could have bought a coffee machine for the price of those.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    you literally don't even need a coffee machine, just mix some coffee grounds and water together and wait a day, like damn dude do you not have a bowl or a jug or a vase or something

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      How to have something better than palatable instant coffee anywhere in the US...

      1. Put coarse ground coffee into French press.

      2. Add boiling water.

      3. Press.

      4. Wait a few minutes. Some sites say 3 minutes. Others say 4.

      One site said:

      Heat the water to boiling, then cool for 1 minute.

      I guess I'm a barbarian - I've never let it cool.

      ———

      I'm super-lazy but using a French press is the easiest thing in the world. And my cheap ass even finally bought a coffee grinder to make buying whole beans online a snap.

      • Haste_Hall [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I guess I’m a barbarian - I’ve never let it cool.

        Your coffee may be more bitter than it needs to be, then.

    • InternetLefty [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      They have those at supermarkets and stuff, at least in the so-called United States

        • InternetLefty [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          They're more like 1-2L bottles of cold brew. Usually they're alright. Instant coffee is a sin frankly, you can make real coffee with a french press and hot water that is way, way better. Or you can make drip coffee with a cheap machine and filters that might be a bit more expensive.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Do Americans not know how to use a coffee filter? You need to put those in coffee machines anyway, so they must be available, and what the machine actually does for you is not at all difficult to do manually.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Like, just get a bigger cup? Maybe dont get addicted to people serving you?

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This is a bit right?

    Nobody buys hot coffee to freeze and later reheat, right?

    Grown coffee-drinking men know how to brew a cup of coffee at home with a filter, a french press or a machine or something, right?

    Nobody is this stupid, right?

    Not even in America, right?

    Right?