Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time there's a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan?
What the headline doesn't mention is that the average nocturnal milk drinker actually drinks closer to two gallons per night, but not everyone is an NMD so the average across the entire population ends up being a little under 1 gallon.
The average person is lactose intolerant. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/lactose-intolerance-by-country
That's why they did the study. It's apparently "the worst public health crisis since cholera".
Yeah, not like there's an insidious respiratory virus exploding
They're measuring it in terms of # of people per capita shitting themselves to death.
Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time there's a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan?
The study mentions that vegans end up drinking even more milk in their sleep than self-described milk drinkers.
oh fuck
but does this mean I'm also a milk drinker?
oh fuck
it's always the same map...
What the headline doesn't mention is that the average nocturnal milk drinker actually drinks closer to two gallons per night, but not everyone is an NMD so the average across the entire population ends up being a little under 1 gallon.