What can a mfer do for exercise?
Swimming is no go because the nearest pool is even further. Running is off the table because of a bad injury I had a long time ago (knees and hip are fucked) and cycling is a thing but my bike is all fucked up and the bike shops around here charge a fortune and I tried repairing it myself based on diy youtube videos but ended up damaging it more.
Walking feels like it's not good enough and I don't really have enough room at home for doing most bodyweight exercises or for home equipment (also too expensive). With winter coming up doing exercises outside won't be impossible but I live in canadia so it'll be a fucking pain in the ass.
Any suggestions fit comrades?
Whom Amogus can say that they are fit? Idk. My brother has a few kettlebells and he swears that they are a great cardio exercise. It takes almost no space and you can get your heart rate up in really no time at all. I would recommend that no matter what you do, try to find something that you are interested in progressing in, like calisthenics for example - be one of those people who trains to do all those funky bodyweight movements like a muscle up or a planche pushup or whatever. Do something that will capture your interest outside of being your main form of exercise. That is what makes it worth it to me.