This may have flown under the radar a bit, but is quite the tweet

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    Never said they actually had sex. She just said they were "in bed". So I have to assume they were in a purely platonic relationship and he was whispering it to her from the twin bed on the other side of the room once the lights were out.