• richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    you wake up. it was all a dream. Nikki’s cousin’s friend is happily married and never got chlamydia after cheating on his fiancee. She never tweeted about his balls. Tucker Carlson never uttered the words “Nikki’s cousin’s swollen testicles”. Black Hammer is grifting for another Hammer City. you go back to sleep