• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    There's an anecdotal story I like about an English nobleman who on his wedding night screamed in horror as his eager bride had committed an act so foul it could not be forgiven

    She had pubic hair, and all the Greek statues he had studied to learn about women didn't

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      I guess props to the nobleman for not having already raped his way through his fief before the wedding night.