I would declare independence from NATO/Five Eyes, ally with China, remove US military bases from my country and then immediately change the date of Australia Day to 9/11 as a joke

I would then start de-desertification and other environmental projects, and start improving infrastructure too.

  • halfpipe [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The same as if Bernie had won , instantly get shot by the FBI.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Same, except that as a foreign head of state, i would get shot by a CIA-funded nazi.