Seagal is fascinating to me. He's a lousy martial artist, the only people that enjoy his movies live in Ukraine, he loves to appropriate asian and native american stuff and to top it all off, he's a cop.
Hes a cop who can't stop bragging about his organized crime connections.
And as much as he appropriates Asian culture he is legitimately a tulku. He is the only one of the weird Hollywood Buddhist spiritual types to have legitimate Buddhist cred.
Also I mean he's openly called Ukraine fascist. Despite weird eastern European fascists being his main demographic.
He's so fucking dumb, it's amazing. If only he wasn't also a monster.
He’s so fucking dumb, it’s amazing. If only he wasn’t also a monster.
Yeah he's a perfect example of not really needing talent to make it big.
I don't even think he had connections either. He just kinda walked into Hollywood in the 80s and declared himself an action star and everyone went along with it.
He just kinda walked into Hollywood in the 80s and declared himself an action star and everyone went along with it.
:data-laughing: It really does seem that way.
one of my favorite Steven Seagal bits is the weird stuff he writes for his wife to post about him on his birthday
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/984078223305854981?lang=en
This is a good story.
We may never invent the brown note gun but carch wrestling seems to work well enough for us
LeBell set the choke up, Seagal said “Go” and Seagal promptly went. As the story goes, Seagal went to sleep and went #1 and #2 in his pants.
Pissed and shidded out his doo-doo ass. Not unlike the scripts to one of his self-produced movies.
