• LeninWeave [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    It's like the combination of two of the worst groups of Americans - performative F150 chud and tech nerd :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-1:

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Those double off road tires have never touched even a gravel parking lot, nor will.

    Slash them, please, those are pretty expensive

  • RootVegetable [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    What they won't tell you is that it's perfectly legal to vandalize this specific vehicle. I mean, technically it isn't, but I have a strong feeling that everyone would be willing to look the other way this one time

  • Dinkdink [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I really don't know what you expected, moving deep in the heart of Texas.

    I once saw a redneck in a jonboat (shallow draft swamp boat) speeding around with the name FLAT BOTTOMED GIRL.

    • Haste_Hall [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm country enough to find that funny. I'm from 'round these here parts, y'see.

      My problem is that's almost certainly some Silicon Valley dipshit who moved here and immediately went to a Ford lot and pointed at the biggest truck they had. He's (almost certainly a he) a poser and this is just plain clownery.

      When we had the truck struggle session, yeah here's a prime example of a completely unnecessary truck. Someone tell this computer nerd to go get a Prius, there's a farmer somewhere who needs that hauler.

      • Dinkdink [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Huh. From Commiefornia and he likes a dually? Well, that's unexpected. Usually Californians go out of their way to express scorn and disgust towards Texans, particularly when they move there. And that seems to be 90% of Austin these days.

  • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    A 1/2" drill bit through the sidewalls will effectively destroy most tires in a fraction of a second.

    • hopelesscomrade [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      You can also insert a nail in the side wall and have them waste time going to discount tire and being told they can't fix it.

  • hopelesscomrade [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    You can always move down to Houston where nobody gives a fuck about anything and all the flag waving chuds with their trucks covered in flags live in the country outskirts.

      • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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        3 years ago

        Plenty of trump flags in my area on the west side ñ. One of my neighbors (gusano) still has like 3 trump signs and a big camo flag that says trump