I like how it mirrors that Onion video where the next Call of Duty game involves staring at nothing on watch until a sniper kills you. If you join the marines, be prepared to stand unshaded in a desert saluting a pair of boots while the guy next to you flags you with an M4.

The few, the proud, the guys who died so that Israel can genocide Gaza.

Hey, I was a Marine and this is offensive!!

It's the bankers, the oil, treats, AND military industrial complex!