• emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    imagining the Red Army rolling tanks into the grounds of Hogwart's

    • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      shortly after apprehension the Sorting Hat bit into the cyanide capsule it had secreted in its anus

    • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      i haven't read anything past the last book in the main series but do they ever say if wizards can be merc'ed by dudes with guns

      like WTF does Hogwarts do vs a invasion of Berlin style artillery barrage

      can't I just snipe Death Eaters

      wtf

      • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        probably the muggles "walk past it" because it's magically obfuscated/hidden/disappeared, maybe also would be evacuated.

      • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I think it just looks like a ruin, but all they would need is a sympathetic person with the right coordinates

        Probably why they never had an American in the series, the CIA would drone them for getting on their MKULTRA terf

      • KoeRhee [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        they can make like barriers and stuff but if they don't know ur hostile you could just pop one in the head
        their communities are pretty inaccessible tho so large scale stuff wouldn't happen