"Government stop those icky browns from asking to not get killed! If they don't get killed that goes my interest because they'll want to oppress me as revenge!"
"We need a new COINTELPRO to slander feminism, if the gender pay gap is closed that will go against my interest because that MUST mean I'll make less!"
"What do you mean that porky would rather have us all work for free if he could get away with it? Why are you so CYNICAL!? Tsk tsk, mistrust everywhere..."
Reactionaries:
"Government stop those icky browns from asking to not get killed! If they don't get killed that goes my interest because they'll want to oppress me as revenge!"
"We need a new COINTELPRO to slander feminism, if the gender pay gap is closed that will go against my interest because that MUST mean I'll make less!"
"What do you mean that porky would rather have us all work for free if he could get away with it? Why are you so CYNICAL!? Tsk tsk, mistrust everywhere..."