I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
Half of the country eats Bratwurst (or some other kind of wurst) with Sourkraut and potato salad for dinner on the 24th.
This is a fact and entirely not made up.