I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
Big fish in bathtubs, you are supposed to pamper them, give them daily massages, and then eat them (some people just release them now). The water must be super clean, our rivers are kinda muddy so the idea is to make the fish feel clean for the first time.
you've got me, this is genuinely bizarre. damn
Welcome to Czechia
Ive heard it's a holdover from pagan stuff but I haven't looked into it
Ah, that's why it sounds like Poland. Makes sense.
Sounds like Poland...
Aww I'm just imagining little fishy wishy in the bathtub...