Didn't make your bed? You lazy, useless piece of shit, how dare you? This shows how little respect you have for the judge and frankly you deserve to go to prison!
Seriously fuck this entire thing. Nobody asked to come to court, if you don't want people to show up in their PJs fucking leave them alone
I remember watching a TV show where they could guess the outcome of real electoral contests based on how well the people conformed to cultural appearance standards (how "good looking" the candidates were) just based on a photo.