I got a hot chocolate with 2 shots of gold rum, a pile of marshmellows, and pumpkin spice with a plate of cookies.
Edit: You guys are nerds, only one of you is drinking an actual holiday drink. It's just depressed college students slugging down liquor and middle aged dads drinking beer.
when my family is in close proximity there is a need for the lubricative effects of alcohol. also, dad stocks a mean bar