https://twitter.com/H0NEYRIVER/status/1443751046203863043?s=19

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The company which produces ShotSpotter is going to spin off a subsidiary which uses toilets equipped with microphone arrays to analyze the acoustics of your trickle and verify your pee-angle falls within predetermined parameters. It will also malfunction 80 percent of the time.