Just imagine that I'm sitting there reading your questions and shaking my head.
I'm crouched over this comment like a detective in a cop show, tutting slightly as I examine it.
Hi, I don’t really have a question, I just wanted you to know that you are super brave for doing this and I really appreciate it! The world needs more people like you who are prepared to stand up and take action,___ especially ___ during these trying times, you know?
:xinternet: I showed this one to Xi, he just muttered something about shame under his breath.
Why do I have an urge to watch horror movies when I know I'm a total coward scaredy cat?
I may have worded it poorly: even a mild thriller might make me paranoid for months
:five-heads: Me and the boys judging you for asking a question.
Is it normal to think peanut butter is fucking disgusting
-7DeadlyFetishes
Research log
Date: 01/10/2021
Methodology: In order to research what part of the brain is responsible for disappointed and judgemental responses, a test subject, [REDACTED], was exposed to comments and a scan of brain activity was taken.
Observations: [REDACTED] was exposed to a comment by a user identifying as "7DeadlyFetishes", the subject responded to said stimulus with a barely audible groan but no unusual neural activity was observed.
:hillary-contempt: Just chilling and being judgemental about your comment with an absolute girlboss.
You sit back in your chair, a shiver running down your spine. Outside the trees are jerking and moving as if a strong wind is blowing. The wind echoing through the street sounds almost like a woman sighing.
Unless you use text-to-speech, it isn't spoken aloud.
:fedposting: The feds watching me through my webcam as I shake my head and sigh disapprovingly.
Missed connections
You: staring at your screen after commenting that.
Me: looking at the comment with an expression like Walter White in that one meme.
"Let's say for the sake of argument that you have commented on a post, let's say this post is about silently judging anyone who asks a question, and let's say your comment is a question. In that case, for the sake of argument, would it or would it not mean that you are being silently judged."
:shapiro-gavel:
Left wing: destroyed
Heads up, I am judging you for asking a question not for having trouble with love. As a virgin myself I'm tired about the social stigma around folks not having much success in romance. Good now all that's out of the way.
:meow-anarchist:
Nah, it's not about the social stigma, I don't really care about that.
I just really want a boyfriend.
Yeah it's cool I got you. I just personally didn't want to come across as virgin shaming.
Vaguely gesturing at your comment, "You're really heading out dressed like that?"
Stumbling into your comment, "Damn bro, you live like this?" :hillary-apartment:
You're beginning to think the house is haunted, things scuttle through the dark as you lay in bed trying to sleep, you hear voices whispering even when you're alone, furniture moves itself when you aren't in the room, and now this. You stare at the mirror in dismay, as the words "Did you have to post this?" Write themselves in blood upon the glass.
A tutting shudders through the house.
