They should name the Ivory Billed Woodpecker the national bird. It represents what the United States is as plainly as ever.

brain gingerly spinning around so that cool vortex thing forms and sucks all the brains out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-mi0CVGRQ

granfalloons

They also apparently found a second Hunter Biden Laptop

How about a hexbear party line but it's an old timey telephone landline where everyone rants over top of one another.

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

Egad, a base tone "d" notes a bad age

The stop button problem but both the robot and the human don't realize it does nothing.

Blue's Coups

This post title is a bait and switch

https://saenonline.org/res-fr-sc-ag.html

All I can say is thank god he sold out when he did rather than after winning the presidency. A spineless loser almost received the mandate and blew it - now his campaign and policies can be pointed to conceptually rather than maligned by his capitulation and impotence.

Just do lasers at them. They either blow up and you drive over the loot or each shot of the laser magically teleports resources into your hold. It's not that hard... to think about space

I don't even travel anymore. It's more economically viable to email my friend and ask them to impersonate me when I'm thinking about visiting them.

We. Like, you and me? Whatever you wanna do I guess.

(A Parody)

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It's called a multiverse and all the cool kids are doing it.