Just sent this picture to my friend.

Here's the conversation that followed:

I hate thissssss!!! Oh my god. That is so bad. So so so bad.

I only send you these things because I love you

I love you too... against my better judgment.

Please marry (guy I'm dating) and use that as your cake

Tell you what, if that happens, I will

Please read Harry Potter smut as your vow

I'll be your Gryffindor as you Slytherin and leave a Hufflepuff.

Ravenclaw