There, I said it. I dont get it, I really dont. It's just sweetened cream turned into a metaphor for climate change, why would anyone enjoy that? Just as the ice caps melt, your ice cream does; a reminder that your future is slowly dying. I want an optimistic dessert, not not a reminder of impending suffering. How can anyone take enjoyment in such a thing? I am left with the conclusion that ice cream is reactionary, there is no way anyone but a climate change denier can truly eat that shit

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    It’s just sweetened cream turned into a metaphor for climate change, why would anyone enjoy that?

    Oh shit. Oh fuck. My lactose intolerance is taking on a whole new perspective.

    • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      :libertarian-approaching: ice cream is the climate change of desserts. Cookies are the nuclear proliferation of desserts. Whereas jello is more like a prion that turns all humans into flesh-eating undead of desserts.