There, I said it. I dont get it, I really dont. It's just sweetened cream turned into a metaphor for climate change, why would anyone enjoy that? Just as the ice caps melt, your ice cream does; a reminder that your future is slowly dying. I want an optimistic dessert, not not a reminder of impending suffering. How can anyone take enjoyment in such a thing? I am left with the conclusion that ice cream is reactionary, there is no way anyone but a climate change denier can truly eat that shit
It’s just sweetened cream turned into a metaphor for climate change, why would anyone enjoy that?
Oh shit. Oh fuck. My lactose intolerance is taking on a whole new perspective.
:libertarian-approaching: ice cream is the climate change of desserts. Cookies are the nuclear proliferation of desserts. Whereas jello is more like a prion that turns all humans into flesh-eating undead of desserts.
why are you biting ice cream? are you a Labrador Retriever?
Take a different perspective on it, it's a milkshake with extra steps.