• DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Always assume your boss is lying to you.

    If someone naked is running in your direction, stop what you're doing and run with them. Some fucked up shit is probably behind them and coming your way.

    Bonded whiskey is wayyyyy cheaper and better than all the bourgeois shit going for 50+ dollars a bottle.

    If you are invited to a BBQ or cookout, don't +1 it unless specifically told it's ok. Your extra mouth is potentially lightening someone's take-home plate.

    If someone is nice to you in traffic, fucking wave. It encourages good behavior.

    • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Bonded whiskey is wayyyyy cheaper and better than all the bourgeois shit going for 50+ dollars a bottle.

      Explain please.

      • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Bonded is a the "old" way of making whiskey that's fallen out of favor to these new blended monsters, mixing 50 different mashes and shit. It's a federal mandated method to making whiskey so there's a level of quality that's involved even from lesser brands like say, Ol Grandad.

        Basically, if it's bonded it doesn't suck.