Sorta related, but don't put someone on speakerphone without their consent and don't rope someone in person into a conversation when you're talking on the phone.
If I call my parents and they have another relative over, they'll immediately put them on without giving me a heads up.
Fuck that. Simply subject your nosy mom to your dick pics if she's gonna lurk your phone. Serves her right
I TAKE A VODKA DRINK
I TAKE A LAGER DRINK
AND WHEN I NEED TO PEE
I USE THE KITCHEN SINK!
That's another one of the unwritten rules :1984:
Apparently we are only allowed to put water and dishwater in there :deeper-sadness:
Cause most people wouldn't run the sink afterwords sufficiently so there would still be piss in the u-tube and it would smell like pee.
Yeah, sometimes the other person is the asshole for not accepting an apology. Like you don't have to apologize either, you can be full radical freedom jerkass but yeah, choosing to do a society. Sometimes letting shit go isn't being a doormat, it's just being a grown up.
however you are obligated to forgive them if you are going to expect similar forgiveness in turn
you can just make up your own rules and operate them independent of context.
Always assume your boss is lying to you.
If someone naked is running in your direction, stop what you're doing and run with them. Some fucked up shit is probably behind them and coming your way.
Bonded whiskey is wayyyyy cheaper and better than all the bourgeois shit going for 50+ dollars a bottle.
If you are invited to a BBQ or cookout, don't +1 it unless specifically told it's ok. Your extra mouth is potentially lightening someone's take-home plate.
If someone is nice to you in traffic, fucking wave. It encourages good behavior.
Bonded whiskey is wayyyyy cheaper and better than all the bourgeois shit going for 50+ dollars a bottle.
Explain please.
Bonded is a the "old" way of making whiskey that's fallen out of favor to these new blended monsters, mixing 50 different mashes and shit. It's a federal mandated method to making whiskey so there's a level of quality that's involved even from lesser brands like say, Ol Grandad.
Basically, if it's bonded it doesn't suck.
They didn't clean their mouse or keyboard before you sat down at their personal computer
Don't get upset when someone hides their phone or computer from you. If they do it only for you maybe question why, but otherwise they just appreciate privacy.
We are already communists, you don't get much more weirdo.
You vastly underestimate how much weirder some of us are. It is not without reason we frequently ask each other to touch grass
Switch up your targets to be unblockable: head head, body body, head body. Never end a combo standing in the same place you started it- either circle out or press forward, but never retreat straight back.
Do not explain someone’s lived experience to them. For instance, if an LGBTQIA person tells you something is offensive or using a different word is better, just thank them and adapt.
Trying to argue over whether a person’s identity is valid to you just makes you a bigot. No one cares you don’t think their identity is real, your opinion doesn’t matter about that except to identify who should be socially ostracized until they get their brainworms figured out.
I'm not trying to be grist, but I love to be ground down by a mill.
Hey, still works anyway.
