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  • sammer510 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Nobody knew his real name

    This is a public school yes? I promise that somebody somewhere at that school knows what his real fucking name is. What is this

    • redthebaron [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      also HE IS ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM like they would have to know his name even if it is just to do the burocracy needed for him to play on a championship like COUCH FOR SURE KNOWS

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      He scrubbed his name from every record. Even his birth certificate now simply says 'Yard'

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Nobody knew his real name

      I've seen this trope in other stuff, and it always comes off as terrible and cringe, but I think it's always the writer trying to be quirky.