he said, she said, he slept with her but technically on a break but also not, just imagine your stereotypical drama, literally that

one time a bride had a meltdown because some of her bridesmaids didnt want to spend an ungodly amount of money on a bridal accessory for one day. i knew this bride would be a handful because everything in her house was off white, tiffany blue or silver and they had a lot of smeg appliances. i was a second shooter for this wedding, thank god, so when i was done i handed back the memory cards, took an envelope full of cash and fucked off