Enough people had a vague impression of me from dunking and joking, but couldn't really point out anything like where I was from or my age group, so I should be fine and not get doxxed. Might spin up a few alts just for kicks.

  • Wildgrapes [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Sorry but through extensive analysis I've determined:

    • you're between 13-89 years old
    • you might have a gender
    • you reside within the borders of a continental plate
    • you speak >= 1 language including english
    • you're a lib

    The swat team will be with you momentarily thanks to this dox.

  • Luddites4Christ [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    You split your time between two homes: a culvert at the end of a line of fast food chains where you can sustenance from the illegally dumped grease flowing by you, and the workman access to a cinema industrial popcorn machine where you similarly consume the false butter and industrial cleaners stored therein.

    We would dispatch agents to your location but they are frightened. We once saw you crack through a cement slab to nibble at the roots growing beneath, on closer inspection it was rebar.

    We don’t know what you are and are terrified of knowing.

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      You and your agents are welcome to join me for some strawberry rebar pie any day of the week.

  • LeninWeave [none/use name]
    ·
    edit-2
    3 years ago

    :07: Great news! We're all feds here anyway (including you, and the person reading this) so it should be fine regardless. :fedposting:

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      ah good. Can't wait to read my personnel file before being executed for almost slipping.