Bernies3trlnKielbasa [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 years agoOh God it's over for usimagemessage-square55 fedilinkarrow-up171
arrow-up171imageOh God it's over for usBernies3trlnKielbasa [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 years agomessage-square55 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareWELCOMETHRILLHO [comrade/them]hexbear21·3 years agoPLOT TWIST: The "capitalist" candy has razor blades and needles in it. link
minus-squareBernies3trlnKielbasa [he/him]hexagonhexbear16·3 years agoKING-SIZE DOUBLE-FUN TWIST: they're actually just metal shards and shavings from the candy-manufacturing machines that are poorly maintained because quarterly earnings reports must show ever larger profits! link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear10·3 years agoThrow them in the ocean and create algae blooms! link
PLOT TWIST: The "capitalist" candy has razor blades and needles in it.
KING-SIZE DOUBLE-FUN TWIST: they're actually just metal shards and shavings from the candy-manufacturing machines that are poorly maintained because quarterly earnings reports must show ever larger profits!
Throw them in the ocean and create algae blooms!