"...and then she was murdered by the traveling salesman and cut up into pieces and thrown away"

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"but where she was thrown away there was something even more disturbing than anyone could have imagined."

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"at e-pet insurance your pure bred dog with hip dysplasia can get its hips undisplaysiad like our English Bulldog "Winifred"

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"in the field where her head ended up, there were dead babies and crap probably and young people having sex and satanic panic."

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TRUE CRIME