• "Is fish vegan?"
  • "Why can't you eat cheese?"
  • "HAHAHA I COULD NEVER GO WITHOUT CHEESE"
  • "So like uh...why...?" proceeds not to listen
  • Table full of food with literally nothing you can eat, starving while you watch everyone eat
  • "Just bend the rules a little"
  • "Actually paleo is really good for your health too!"
  • "I didn't eat meat yesterday! Praise me :D "
  • "Maybe I could be vegetarian, but vegan is SO HARD" stares blankly when you say how easy it is
  • unoriginal salad joke
  • Talks about animal abuse, upset when you say something

May have just got back from something like this I'll never tell :im-vegan:

  • TheCaconym [any]
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    3 years ago

    "Surely you can make an exception for today ?", spoken in a tone of reprimand like you're the one at fault and you being vegan is just a whim or something.