• "Is fish vegan?"
• "Why can't you eat cheese?"
• "HAHAHA I COULD NEVER GO WITHOUT CHEESE"
• "So like uh...why...?" proceeds not to listen
• Table full of food with literally nothing you can eat, starving while you watch everyone eat
• "Just bend the rules a little"
• "Actually paleo is really good for your health too!"
• "I didn't eat meat yesterday! Praise me :D "
• "Maybe I could be vegetarian, but vegan is SO HARD" stares blankly when you say how easy it is
• unoriginal salad joke
• Talks about animal abuse, upset when you say something

May have just got back from something like this I'll never tell :im-vegan: